I have yet to meet my soul mate but do I want to? I'm at the point of my life where I'm tired of lacing my emotions and life with someone else.
Yet, I do want to meet that person. The one who challenges me.. physically. You know, De niro style - "you looking at me?" If I put too much creamer in the coffee, the eggs are bland, the bacon is not burnt to a crisp enough to break a tooth on, and we'll rough it out like two guidos outside of a Jersey nightclub wearing jumpsuits. No offense if you wear jumpsuits.

Sigh.